crust muncher

someone who eats anal crust for a living

jesey is a crust muncher

by kevin murphy December 4, 2003

baby muncher

Refer to Yangmo or Azn

Rosie: "Do you come from an asian heritage?"
ChingChong: "Yes."
Rosie: "So I believe that makes you a baby muncher."
ChingChong: "Y'kno? I think I'm going to rip your head off and shove it right up into your fat butt so you can see just how big of an asshole you are."

by Deathtotrump October 23, 2007

Minge Munchers

1.) Plural of Minge Muncher. A Minge Muncher is someone who munches minges.

2.) (and this IS true!) A game, much like "Duck, duck goose", that my weird friend plays. It is basially the same as Duck, Duck, Goose, but you say Minge, Minge, MINGE MUNCHER! instead.

1.) "Look at those lesbians! I bet they're minge munchers."

2.) "Who wants to play Minge Munchers?"

by Bi-sexual minge muncher August 12, 2006

Vag muncher

Someone stupid who munches vagina on a regular basis.

Fred is such a vag muncher.

by Callan February 27, 2005

Slurry Muncher

A guy who has a tendency for dating or sleeping with questionable girls i.e 'Slurries'.

"David needs to stop hooking up with so many slutty girls, he is turning into a bit of a Slurry Muncher."

by starsea July 23, 2014

Carpet Muncher

A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)

“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”

by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018

Brother muncher

when your brother eats your ass on any day of the week

dude 1: hey dude, my brother came home high on fentenal and ate my asshole
dude 2; sounds like you got a brother muncher on your hands

by kinklord420 March 8, 2017