Lord Matrix

He is the Ultimate Authority, the Library of Knowledge, the River of Purity, the Epitome of Judgement, the Alpha of Mankind. In a nutshell, he is the Lord of Everything.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.

His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
Lord Matrix: "A fire truck is actually a water truck"
Mankind: *Masturbates in tears of joy*
by Skyfather Indra December 29, 2021
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Lord Eg

An all powerful god of EGS UNITED. The strongest (by far) group in BREAKFASTS UNITED
Oh my!! Lord Eg is coming to the meeting today! We better get ready..
by Lord Eg March 30, 2021
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Lord Eg

A very cool Eg who runs the cult - EGS UNITED. , he is very powerful and has a difficult time dying. his limbs were cut off in the FIRST GREAT EG WAR but he uses training with Strong Eg as a coverup.
Lord Eg is so cool!! Where do i get robotic limbs like his???
by Lord Eg March 26, 2021
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Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort is a Half-blood wizard. He has other names, such as, You-Know-Who, He who must not be named and The Dark Lord, something only his gang, The Death Eaters, call him. He is the son of Pure-blood witch Merope Gaunt and Muggle Tom Riddle Senior.
As a result of having seven horcruxes, Voldemort has red eyes, pale white skin and no nose.
Lord Voldemort looked nicer as a kid.
by MelonBed April 12, 2019
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bathroom lord

A bathroom lord is someone who claims, and or stays in the bathroom to long
"Chloe is such a bathroom lord, all she does is put on her make-up."
by Disco Anus May 01, 2014
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Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!

I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)
by selfpuffs September 01, 2019
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metal lord

Someone who loves Metal, but also rocks all the key style elements. High-Tops, Skinny Jeans, Denim Cut, Sleeveless Tee, Lots of Hair, etc.
Dude! Check out this pack of Metal Lords!
by Rogue Ops March 06, 2018
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