Lizard

A person who has had bad, or too much plastic surgery

Wow! Look at that lizard! Shes had some bad plastic surgery for sure!

by Mac Newman November 2, 2018

Lizard Tea

Dead Lizard sits in hot water. (For nutrients)

Yum Yum I love Lizard Tea, What do you mean Mom and Dad are getting divorced?

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024

Blue lizard

A shot mixed with vodka, blue snapps, and the bartenders pee.

Danny went and ordered a blue lizard and got fucked up.

by Lengiuni December 23, 2022

Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

camp lizards

Camp lizards are usually younger girls who sleep with men for money in work camps

They will fuck your husbands while he’s in camp

Guy: man I hope I can find a camp lizard when I go back to work: (Camp lizards)

by The camp guy October 15, 2022

Lounge Lizard

An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.

Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.

His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.

by Stay classy Parma March 4, 2024

The Lizard People

The Alien Overlords from the Constellation Draco, are shape-shifting reptoids who infiltrated the indigenous earthling population.

The Lizard People ain't just coming for me.

by Shougo February 1, 2025