A Lemon Tide is when you pee in a toilet several times a day without flushing it, eventually you will lure a victim into the foul-smelling bathroom and lock him in.
Guy 1: (leaves the bathroom for the eleventh time today without flushing)
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)
Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut
Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT
Guy 1: hahahaha
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)
Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut
Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT
Guy 1: hahahaha
by FPSMANBRANDO November 17, 2009
Shortly before intercourse a man will use his penis as a lemon juicer causing an intense burning sensation
by Plehh April 10, 2017
This kid who flaunts expensive shit in your face to show he’s higher than you
Has a large following for cairns 😂
People clout chase him but he clout chases people 🤔
Has a large following for cairns 😂
People clout chase him but he clout chases people 🤔
by Joshua keye August 27, 2018
A lemon herring is a girl you believe to be a lesbian due to weight or shortness of hair. They turn out to be either straight or with no sexual interest at all.
Other excellent indicators are sporting endeavours and lack of interest in consensual sex with yourself. They lack conversation with the opposite sex and often like KD Lang, Texas and vegetarian dishes
Other excellent indicators are sporting endeavours and lack of interest in consensual sex with yourself. They lack conversation with the opposite sex and often like KD Lang, Texas and vegetarian dishes
Jesus! That girl is hot. Even with short hair! But when I asked if she'd ride my pork sword she declined said offer! Must be a lemon herring.
by stigshanks November 04, 2013
by Gay boo April 12, 2020
Squeezing a lemon into ones anus, having your partner suck the juices via your asshole then proceed to have sexual intercourse (which may cause a burning sensation to one or both parties’ genitals)
by your dads worst nightmare January 03, 2018
The most delicious snack.
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.
To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.
To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!
Mary: "Hey, have you tried a salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"