pork legs

When someone wears jeans/trousers etc that are far too tight, their legs look like sausages being squashed into their skins!!

"I need the next size up, these jeans give me pork legs"

"haha, look at her pork legs"

by x-Emz-x January 24, 2008

Leg War

Similiar to an Armrest War,leg wars occur on buses or planes, in which 2 or more people are battling for comfortable leg space.

Shit man i was on the bus next ot this 500 pound fagget..and he was totally proposing leg war..so i stretched out my legz and got comfortable..but he was having none of it..the leg war went on for the entire bus ride

by The Fighting Irish January 20, 2010

Chest With Legs

A girl who has a stereotypically attractive body but has an undesirable face and personality.

"Man, if Mia wasn't just a chest with legs, I'd probably have a crush on her."

by GSwoob December 29, 2018

Bird Legs

When a person has legs so thin, that the thighs are as thin as their shins, so resemble the legs on birds.

Her legs are so thin they look like he legs on a stork or other bird legs.

by PPowell October 30, 2014

Sticky leg

The unanticipated ejaculation produced from a male's penis whilst wearing trousers, normally in the form of tight skinny jeans which then begins to run down one's leg. This is normally produced in nightclubs across the world from grinding on a potential sexual partner for too long.

"Alright mate? why are you heading to the toilet, the club is banging?"

"I've got to go to the toilet and wipe this sticky leg off, I've been grinding with a girl all night!"

by JDS97 June 7, 2016

Legs of Leadership

Possessing adequate sized legs to motivate subordinates and drive success in the workplace.

We noticed at Friday’s standup meeting that Dylan did not have Legs of Leadership, and could never be a true leader of men.

by Blue Collar Father February 18, 2023

white legs

Cuming on your legs just befor you have sex

Ethan got white legs when he saw leonie naked

by Whire legs December 13, 2015