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lad

Normally a teenager who thinks they are a sick cunt. They try and be cool by drinking alcohol and smoking but they just look like fucking idiots. You can find them all over the world, especially in Australia.
“Oi look over there, some lads. Watch out they might pull out a ‘ciggie’ and a ‘rona’. “

“ Don’t worry they can’t catch us after all those ‘cigies’, their lungs are black.”
by DurryMunch July 25, 2019
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Salad lad

Loud: hello salad lad
Leaf: hello leprechaun
Loud: ;-;
by Theweirdteen December 26, 2020
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Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.
Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?
by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023
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fat lad’s chaff

When you’re struggling to shift a bit of timber, you decide to go for a nice stroll and your inner thighs rub causing friction, redness and get a bit sore.
‘Richard I’ve eaten too much cake and this long walk is giving me fat lad’s chaff!’

Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’
by Fat lad’s chaff June 5, 2023
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lad

A young Irish male whose mind is focused only on treating the opposite sex like meat. They have idiotic hairstyles and wear luminous coloured shorts.
"Here, will you meet my friend?" "Fuck no." "Cheek of him, what a lad."
by Nalleh August 9, 2017
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random lad

by NotARandomLad January 17, 2024
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Whip Lad

When you are dating someone and it comes to the point where you are so whipped it defines you. You will do what your significant other wants before they even know they want it. 24/7. You are one with being a Whip Lad
Matt is such a Whip Lad, he will do anything Gabby wants!
by whipladlover May 10, 2019
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