tard load

This is a play on a "bad load" If a bad load were to produce a child that child would have a high chance of being retarted, therefore you have produced a tard load

I hope I never hear from that women again, because I gave her tard load last night.

by knoby February 22, 2007

Muzzle Loading

The act of fucking a pregnant women while she's in labor, therefore pushing the baby back up into her vagina.

Guy 1 "Hey Jim i thought your child was suppose to be born the other day?"
Jim "Yeah I didn't want the child to be born yet so I decided Muzzle Loading my wife for another trimester would be a great idea."

by Deadeye487 June 11, 2018

loaded shotgun

Like a regular shotgun with a beer can, but after you make the hole in the can you then pour about 2 shots of any liqueur inside.

"Yo bro lets frat hard and do a loaded shotgun."

by TFTC November 13, 2011

loading screen

Flat, open, fields with no scenery typically located between towns in the Midwest.

The Midwest is in dire need of a server upgrade. Such long loading screens for so little content.

Much like the Massive Effect elevators, the farm land in the Midwest serves as a loading screen between content where you can still interact with the game.

by ApatheticEnigma September 29, 2014

soft load

when you blow your "load" before you get the chance to get hard

Jp soft loaded when he was in the fort with jill for 8 hours!

by Hairy J pee nes March 31, 2008

butt load

Smallest unit of measuring assignments or work. Equivalent to 1/10 a shitload but only 1/100 of a f***load and hardly equivalent to 1/1000 of a motherf***ingload.

However according to Lay-man's law of increasing marginal procrastination the magnitude of a buttload increases exponentially if there is a "due-date" factor.

For example if you have a midterm 2,500 word essay due in three months, one would say "I have a butt load of work,".

If it's due in two months, "Mein I have a shitload of work..." And one month "F*** I have a f***load of work!"

Then one night (give or take a few minutes before class) "WTF, I have a a motherf***ingload of work!!!"

But citing Lay-man's final principle of marginal procrastination- "terminal improbability" once all time has elapsed on the "due-date" and no acting impetus to initiate work has come about there is "utter finality" or "F*** this motherf***ing essay"

by -Dre182 September 19, 2011

Load Cone

A party prank usually played in the South Eastern part of the US, but enjoyed world-wide. The prankster vigorously masterbated into a snow cone, mixing his Man Ranch into the ice and flavoring. Thus creating a LOAD CONE for his friend (or girlfriend) to enjoy without his (or her) knowledge.

Ronald beat off into Marcie's ice treat and gave her a nice warm LOAD CONE of his love for her to enjoy. Minutes later she proclaimed it was the best thing she's eaten in years...

by e-rips September 29, 2003