by Theterribletherapist February 28, 2017
by Dr.Doofinsmertchz December 16, 2013
by Zoskian March 22, 2018
A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.
The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.
by IronNerf July 08, 2014
Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.
Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.
by BabeNotBae December 02, 2022
A person who loves to look and dig around in old houses and resale shops and sometimes trash looking for more junk for their collection.
We need to clean out the garage Tonya let’s get ahold of the scrounge lizards to see if they want this stuff.
by Drumdog74 June 05, 2022