Ligma

Basically “lick my”. Often used by middle schoolers.

Person 1: “did you hear about this new disease called ligma?”
Person 2: “what’s ligma?”
Person 1: “…LIGMA BALLS”

by sugma balls 😍 February 26, 2022

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LIGMA

LIGMA, or "Lung-Infecting Makok Affliction" is a lesser known symptom of bronchitis, affecting well-known politic Mike Hawk (1977), and famous actor Ben Dover (2003), and is rumored to have more recently affected popular Fortnite streamer, Tyler "Ninja" Belvins. LIGMA was first discovered as a amoeba in the late 1920s, and has less than 1500 cases worldwide, since it's discovery, although most health insurances do not provide coverage for LIGMA, there have been a few remedies you can try at home, 1) Buy a humidifier and sleep with it on 2) put a warm, wet rag on your chest and forehead 1-2 hours before you fall asleep 3) LIGMA BALLS FAGGOT

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Jason was recently diagnosed with LIGMA or "Lung-Infecting Makok Affliction."

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LIGMA BALLS

by karlbentanbob October 31, 2018

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