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lad

A young Irish male whose mind is focused only on treating the opposite sex like meat. They have idiotic hairstyles and wear luminous coloured shorts.
"Here, will you meet my friend?" "Fuck no." "Cheek of him, what a lad."
by Nalleh August 9, 2017
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Lads

What teenage boys chant and growl when one of them is getting pussy
Luke: Yeh she’s staying over

Nick, James and Elliot: LAAADDDSSS (lads)
by Ruby W March 11, 2019
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Icelandic Yule Lads

The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.

Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.

Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk

Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them

Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition

Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots

Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it

Door Slammer: Slams doors at night

Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr

Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back

Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal

Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread

Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat

Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
The Icelandic Yule Lads have caused much mischief this year.
by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019
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Phat shotty that lad

"Phat shotty that lad." One of the most heard statements in Grimsby and surrounding areas. The statement refers to the amount of cannabis that the said person smokes through a plastic bong (usually made of a plastic bottle). There are many variations of the word that begins the dtatemeny, here is a list of words that go from the smallest amount of cannabis to the largest.
"Backy shotty that lad." Just tabbaco

"Shady shotty that lad." Not alot of cannabis

"Alright shotty that lad." Average serving of cannabis
"Phat shotty that lad." Lots of cannabis
"Norty shotty that lad." Couldn't possibly fit anymore cannabis in the shotty pipe.
*recieves shotty* "sound lad." *Smokes shotty* *coughs* "Phat shotty that lad."
by The Guru of Grimsby December 30, 2018
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cas lad

A male originating from the town of Castleford in West Yorkshire. Typically They are big in the arm, yet thick in the head. Hard as fuck and great in bed.
Female 1- “I like him but, do I like him more than the other lad?”

Female 2- “yes, he’s a cas lad you know”
by Yorkshirepudding34 February 10, 2019
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Lad

A King. A Legend.

Lad is the coolest guy you know. Everyone wants to be like him. He's so cool he barely uses full sentences. He also wheezes. We love a wheezing King.
I wish Lad was my best friend!

Lad is who want to be, but can't.
by Samy97 August 29, 2018
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Lad

A particularity nice or helpful male. Also generally short.
Guy 1: I needed power for my phone and he gave me a powerbrick
Guy 2: What a lad.
by hov3rcat June 4, 2018
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