Kobes

A bloke who wants to graft females but is a keyboard warrior so cannot perform on the night.

A classic snapchat graft with no real life benefits.

Kobe is such a Kobes , he is constantly snapchatting Juicy but sacked it at the party.

by goodchatdemon June 10, 2019

Kobing

Is when someone acts like Kobe Bryant in every way

Yo Joe, your shit at ball, stop Kobing and be yourself

by jjhaksgsirghwsekhgl;nglgj February 12, 2019

Kobe

When you are so rich you can avoid traffic in your helicopter 🚁. But it will crash and and burn your rich ass. Can also be used when you throw trash in the can but it crashes on the side and slides down and may or may not spontaneously explode.

Did you see that helicopter that crashed into a mountain. Jan 26th 2020? Rumor is they yelled Kobe before dying.

by SIR MUFASA September 1, 2025

Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bean Bryant (/ˈkoʊbi / KOH-bee; August 23, 1978 – January 26, 2020), nicknamed, "Black Mamba," was an American professional basketball player. A shooting guard, Bryant entered the National Basketball Association (NBA) directly from high school, and played his entire 20-season professional career in the league with the Los Angeles Lakers. Bryant won five NBA championships, was an 18-time All-Star, 15-time member of the All-NBA Team, 12-time member of the All-Defensive Team, was named the 2008 NBA Most Valuable Player (MVP), and was a two-time NBA Finals MVP winner. Widely regarded as one of the greatest players of all time

Kobe was a muhfuckin’ legend. Rest in Paridise to GiGi and Kobe. Dude was a beast.

Kobe Bryant shot a basketball and scored.

by Fuckbuddy288 January 29, 2020

Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.

Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?

by Big man kobe January 15, 2022

Gianna plus Kobe

Is the day we celebrate Gianna and Kobe since they died

We celebrate Gianna plus Kobe

by Dailah Renee February 1, 2020

Kobe!

1: The tastiest beef in the world. Melts in your mouth.
2: A cool city in Japan, between the sea and the moutains. Next to Osaka and Kyoto.

3: A b-ball player who passed in a Heli crash.

>You like that Kobe in Kobe with Kobe!?
>Yeah man, all 3 are the best in the world!

by CCCCChode January 30, 2023