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Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.
Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?
by James Mcagee August 6, 2024
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donkey knot

When three men tie their penises together in a counterclockwise overhand knot and proceed to shuffle back and forth until the knot is fully winched or until the first man ejaculates
My friend Carlos said he was busy and couldn’t go to the bar my best guess is he it’s currently stuck in a donkey knot with his roommates
by Junebug02 December 3, 2023
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monkey knot

clasping your hands together to make a ball then inserting said ball anally, vaginally, or orally
guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!
by nbkNova August 9, 2023
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Frayed Knot

A frayed knot (aka Afraid Not) is a poor excuse given when someone isn't going out with a group of friends. Usually it means to try harder to persuade someone.

Symbolic of the once tight bonds of a relationship that are now wearing thin. A little extra pressure will break the bonds.
When Scott is asked to meet with some old friends, he responds sheepishly saying "Frayed knot, I'm spending the evening with my wife"
by DomonicC February 19, 2024
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Knot

Plural for feet entwined
“Have you seen lots of feet?”
Oh yes! Under the cover I saw hattie and Dan’s feet entwined, that’s called a knot”
by Cwtcher March 31, 2024
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Gay Shrimp Knot

When two gay men tie their foreskins into a bow.
Yeah Steve has enough foreskin for a gay shrimp knot!
by Bigchaddy July 25, 2022
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