If someones name is cruder or karma they are the best person you will ever meet, and if their name is both multiply this fact by 391283018301938091238 + 480237408923748932074890327480932748902748902478903274 if its on a 4x weekend.
Cruder Karma is like being the highest in the room.
Nep: Is that guys name cruder karma?
Guy: yea, hes really cool!
Nep: Is that guys name cruder karma?
Guy: yea, hes really cool!
by DuckWith7Feet February 25, 2025
an adult computer-animated musical comedy streaming television series created by rapper Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, who also co-starred in the show. It was released on Netflix on October 15, 2021
by SPrice1980 May 06, 2023
by Aquaticdog March 04, 2021
The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?
Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.
Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓
Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.
Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.
Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while
Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.
Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.
Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓
Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.
Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.
Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while
Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.
Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
karma is a bad bitch and all the boys like her. She loves food, especially sushi! she loves sport but doesn't specifically have a sport that she does. she isnt aware boys like her and think they hate her. she is kinda dumb in a way but kinda smart. a karma usually likes boys that start with the letter 'J, O, T, G, A, M,' and she can ol=only pull guys younger than her maybe sometimes guys her age.
"karma is hot but ugly idk how to explain it, but mostly hot and shes ugly in a hot way"
**karma winks at them**
" okay yah shes hot"
**karma winks at them**
" okay yah shes hot"
by your_mom1609274 November 30, 2021
A series of unfortunate events that amount to one giant catastrophic shit heading directly for your face......and your wallet. An unavoidable unpleasantness that will level you to the cockroaches.
A very rare event that only happens when the universe decided to drop the ball on giving back to a Douchebag the devastating shit he didn't think twice about shoveling out.
When a real dick of a person crosses a Lesley, in a really low way. It may be a month or a year, hell even 5 years later, she will wait for the opportune moment, and when it's clear life hasn't paid you back yet, The Lesley will deploy a very complicated and yet untraceable series of events that make your life a constant giant headache. You will regret the day you ever wronged a Lesley.
A very rare event that only happens when the universe decided to drop the ball on giving back to a Douchebag the devastating shit he didn't think twice about shoveling out.
When a real dick of a person crosses a Lesley, in a really low way. It may be a month or a year, hell even 5 years later, she will wait for the opportune moment, and when it's clear life hasn't paid you back yet, The Lesley will deploy a very complicated and yet untraceable series of events that make your life a constant giant headache. You will regret the day you ever wronged a Lesley.
Did you know that guy that wronged that Lesley like 10 years ago, well you better believe Karma completely destroyed the amazing life he had planned. It all started....
by FakeIt.TillUMakeIt March 07, 2022
Karma is a sweet, heart warming, and kind person. Usually they like lighter colors. They sit around all day and play Roblox with their friends and need a life.
Karma is weird
by XxLunaMidnightxX June 21, 2021