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Space hopper

A large ball with a pair of handles or a single handle that one sits on and moves around on by bouncing, a popular toy in the 70s that has decreased in popularity yet nonetheless remains very popular with kids and adults alike because nobody is going to tell you that you can’t use one of these things because there is no valid criticism to be made

Unfortunately, nobody talks about them because whenever one brings them up everyone automatically assumes they are part of the looner community due to social engineering by the degenerate parts of the furry community and they are often left abandoned in the shed or the corner of a house and physically abused with sharp objects
Joe: Hey do you want to have a space hopper race with me, Bob?

“OH MY GOD THIS SPACE HOPPER YOU DREW ME IS SO CUTE FNVNFENDCNLNSDKJCF”

Space hoppers are for kids, Jerry, get a job”

“Anybody who touches my space hopper is going to die”

Fuck your opinion, I’m getting a space hopper”

“Wow, I haven’t used this space hopper since I was a kid”

“I have a space hopper, your argument is automatically invalidated”
by MrEBOSM October 9, 2021
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sibling hopper

someone who goes from dating one sibling before going off and dating another.
I can't believe Mason started dating my sister 2 weeks after we broke up! He's such a sibling hopper.
by justifiedsheenp January 12, 2024
mugGet the sibling hoppermug.

Border Hopper

A Mexican Beaner dude that hops the american border to enter the US but has no green card and might get deported cuz he is a beaner house builder
I saw A FUCKING BORDER HOPPER - ICE
by Mexicanborderhopper July 2, 2022
mugGet the Border Hoppermug.

homie hopper

mr demick caught a good fishing using a homie hopper
by socksisdumb March 22, 2022
mugGet the homie hoppermug.

Homie hopper

Ewan bauld for bara girls
Ewan: I’ve actually loved you this entire time not you’re other three bes friends

7th girl in the friend group: I love you too

Everyone else in school: bruh he’s just a homie hopper she’s the 7th girl in the friend group he’s been with tf
by Shittalker July 29, 2022
mugGet the Homie hoppermug.

Homie hopper

A female that goes from male to male fucking them and they cannot be trusted. Usually the males are part of the same friend group.
Hey Tina, did you hear about Stephanie?

No.
Stephanie is totally a gross homie hopper.
by buttnaked101 October 25, 2022
mugGet the Homie hoppermug.

homie hopper

olivia and hayley, hopping from best friend to best friend
them: oh look its olivia and hayley! the homie hoppers
by babyroyalty February 18, 2022
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