holiday humper

Someone that likes to have sex mostly on holidays, or the holiday season.

Johnny I really horny around Christmas time. He is a holiday humper.

by justincaseuwerewonder November 29, 2013

9/11 holiday

what a specials yearly event,

i wish we would do it again

imagine if it happened again

can't wait

i can't wait to celebrate 9/11 holiday month

by Bluefordcansoloall May 02, 2023

Mattress Holiday

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.

Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.

by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024

Concreter's Holiday

An Australian term to describe someone who is currently incarcerated.

“Yeah nah, he is currently on holiday…” “oh, that sounds ripper” “nah yeah, a Concreter's Holiday he should be out in 6”

by Doing big no January 29, 2025

Wank Holiday

To bunk of work unauthorised so that you can lie in bed all day jerking off to Anime porn.

Employee: Good day
Boss: Oy, I know you had a wank holiday yesterday!

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Holiday Ass

The type of sex you have while on vacation.

I can't wait to go on vacation and get some Holiday Ass.

by TV News Chick November 17, 2020

Collingwood Holiday

This term is applied when a person in your company is sacked / made redundant with no explaination from management as to why or indeed if they have been let go. First came into existence circa July 2011 at a company based in central England.

Paul: I have a call for Joe but he isn't answering
Jim: I heard from management that he is on holiday
Paul: Ah, it must be a Collingwood Holiday after yesterdays run in with management and punch up!
Jim: Poor Joe...... if you hear from him, pass on my best and I hope he enjoys his 'holiday'.

by Me and Only Me March 08, 2012