Han

H-how
A-ass
N-nigga
(Basically a man hoe)

Yoooooo han ain't shit

by -Thee anonymous tree December 18, 2020

Han

Han is the greatest person you will ever meet and ps hem forever streaks. han is a stunner we stan and she’s just the most modest and she’s a great fuck buddy.

han: ‘i am not beautiful!’
the universe: ‘yes you are now shush that cute mouth of yours’

by someone pass the holy water May 05, 2019

Hans

Immature guy with a weird common knowledge, who will tell you for hours so many weird funfacts and Dnd stuff. He is such a nerd with small di*k and big ego with low self-awareness, tending to be an alcoholic, having literally no time for his gf (even tho he has none, bcs nobody likes him more than a friend)

He was so Hans coded! I can’t even talk to him, it was so terrible!

by crazygirll December 31, 2023

HAN

An abbreviation for “Hating ass nigga”

“Bro, you really are a HAN!!”
“Guys, it’s time to be a HAN!!!”

by theoriginalty July 12, 2023

Hans

The natural enemy of every NOPE that exists.
His favorite weapon is the flammenwerfer but he can use also many other weapons like Harpoon-werfer, Miniguns etc.

Man 1: Hey look there.

Man 2: What's that?!

Man 1: A big fat nope!
Man 2: HANS, GET THE FLAMMENWERFER!!!!

by TheDestructor July 01, 2017

Han

This person transcends human abilities. He is the one Asian that no one has a chance against, no matter what. Due to this, no one has ever dared to define him, until now.

Han finished the math homework before it was handed out.
Han assigned math homework to the teacher.

by I_am_notagod November 30, 2022

Hans

The sexiest idiot alive

Hey hans how are you?
What would your father think of this?

by lol shrek April 03, 2022