Greasy

A look which causes the human body to physically decintergrate from pain, causes the person receiving the look to feel as though they have been punched in the face. The greasy look is that of one which holds immense judgement and horror. (Basically a rude look but more severe)

Example: roly decided he would take a picture that he looked dreadfully disgusted in, as though he had seen a rotting corpse, causing the person receiving the picture to feel judged and afraid they sent him an accidental foot pic.

Example 2: “Jessica shot me the fattest greasy this morning, I think she’s pissed off at me”

Example 3: “you should have seen how many greasies he got, I was so embarrassed for him”

by Dave Ferret December 10, 2022

Greasy

A scrub who doesn’t want commitment but gets jealous when you talk to someone else or ignore them

Boy why you actin so greasy we ain’t together

by Jefi February 19, 2021

Greasy Spoon

A hazard of sleeping curled up with one's partner after a bile inducing meal, most often eaten at an establishment referred to by the same term.

Take some Immodium, babe, I'm not looking for a greasy spoon tonight.

by Josheau the Bald June 2, 2021

greasy caveman

Similar to an ape a greasy cave is a brainless person who either screams or does strange things

Piss off Mark you greasy caveman

by Otis The Cow From The Barnyard June 2, 2017

Greasy Russian Doll

When the takeaway is finished and you fit the smaller boxes in the larger ones so they take up less bin-space.

The blue bin was already full of Ed Sheeran CDs so I made a Greasy Russian Doll to get the bizarre boxes in.

by Helena Bone 'em-Carter March 17, 2021

Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.

Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.

by Hank the Yank June 30, 2016

The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.

After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".

by thckjnk April 19, 2013