God

something that may or may not exist and is being overwhelmed by millions of wishes every second, and just needs a break.

misinformed person: (asks god for everything on earth and help 24/7)
me: "Jeez dude give him a break"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

God

Every thing

Wow that looks like gods doing

by Idk0592 August 6, 2017

God

A word with over 800 definitions in the Urban Dictionary.

Wow God means so many things!

by GodOfPigeons August 18, 2018

God

A being that Vapes to create what humans call "clouds" or "fog". Strong stoner type that creates wild ass things.

Mason: how are clouds made?
Mom: God vaping son. He is the VAPE GOD.
Mason: what if there are no clouds out?
Mom: God's got one hella of a nicotine buzz

by Kidrain97 October 17, 2018

God

Some fake stupid ass nigga who thinks he can tell us that some gay ass nigga called Jesus is cool

God, the fuck is that nigga? Oh, that’s right, fucking gay

by Reeeeenenenejd February 20, 2019

God

Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god

Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people

by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019

God

Steffen Karl Stefansonn

Stefon is God looking above us.

by Connor_ok October 25, 2018