ghetto married

When you've been living with somone (boyfriend or girlfriend) for years but not yet married

They've been living together for 5 years and never got married, but they're totally ghetto married anyway.

by choosehappy November 21, 2010

ghetto bitch

A bitch that can be found in the ghetto.
A troublesome woman that can only give men problems.
A woman that will fist fight for her man "pimp".
ghetto girl

Look at that trashy ghetto bitch!
"Stop being a ghetto bitch!"
"Get that ghetto bitch in here to take care of your light work."

by The Dragon 9 July 5, 2006

ghetto shrimp

cheese puffs, cheesy poofs

If you didn't like ghetto shrimp you'd be lame!

by Biff July 8, 2004

ghetto ho

A slut not pretty or smart enough to be a gold digger who basically screws anyone. Although rarely addicted to drugs, they will sleep with you for beer, pizza or weed. May also be called a hood rat.

Man we broke, all we have loot for is sum chronic, pizza and brew. Lets call them ghetto hos and have a party.

by E MFin D August 9, 2007

Ghetto Microwave

1. A microwave that doesn't have buttons but a dial instead and makes a ding sound when done. Also burns hot dogs.
2. Also can be used to describe something that sucks

1. My ghetto microwave broke down... Again.

2. Damn! This is so ghetto like Chris's microwave!

by AsianD3fin3r March 29, 2009

Ghetto Guzzle

The act of drinking a 40oz beer in 5 seconds or less to avoid incarceration for public consumption of alcohol. Usually involves law enforcement presence.

Me and my homey's were hangin' at the 7-11, getting our smoke and drink on, when up pulled the fuzz.. we had to Ghetto Guzzle our 40's and book it out of there!

by Carsan07 February 10, 2010

ghetto bed

A bare mattress on the floor. Possibly soiled.

"He's in there lying on his ghetto bed playing video games." "Ben hit that thing up in the spare room on a ghetto bed."

by Bensjammin September 21, 2011