Dough Globes

A huge pair of natural tits.

Goddamn! Did you see the size of those dough globes?!

by shudjonk June 5, 2018

Alabama Glove Puppet

To anally fisting a relative so hard they lose all motor function

Kletus: Hey Paul, what'cha doing right know?
Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet

by KletusDeletus89 March 10, 2021

shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

global warming

Noun. The heating of the Earth's temperature as a result of abundant greenhouse gases from mankind. Although global warming is the consensus of the world's scientists, just like plate tectonics, evolution, or gravity, there are skeptics who tend to think other wise. Even if you don't think it exists, it is still no reason not to live a sustainable (or "green", whatever) lifestyle. That's what we call a win-win situation. However, the people that don't think it exists are basically looking for a reason to justify their fear of getting rid of their material possessions they hold so dearly; be it a car, hamburger (large carbon footprint), air conditioner, etc.

The people against the conservation of our earth are the reasons global warming exists. Don't be another coward unwilling to make a change. Do yourself, others, and the planet a favor by researching sustainable alternatives to lower your carbon emissions and contribute in the preservation of the world. Caring about something other than yourself doesn't make you a hippie, it makes you a human being.

by Mutual Respect October 26, 2009

Gloomy goose

A sad person.

Gloria, why are you being such a gloomy goose?!

by Jefe1234 December 11, 2011

Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up

Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a Nursing Home Orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively denies the polite request for a glass of warm milk by Happy’s grandmother.

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

by nws December 23, 2008

Glue Head

A "Glue Head" is a person who sniffs or "huffs" solvent and or petroleum based adhesives. Prolonged inhalation of the fumes from these products produces a state of inebriation that some find pleasurable. The downside of this behavior (if you want to call it that) is that it causes brain damage.

Glue heads are easy to spot if you know what to look for. Outward signs that someone is a glue head include: extreme stupidity, slurred speech, general lethargy and a proclivity for watching Spanish infomercials even though they don't speak Spanish.

"That motherfuckin' glue head couldn't find his ass with both hands"

by Father Pat MyGroin July 27, 2006