by GrandWizardGary September 10, 2021
The best type of female athlete in the world, of course. They are beautiful, healthy, and in shape. (:
by Hockey Addict January 10, 2009
A term used to describe contact hockey with brutal hockey players. Usually consists of good hockey players, who gave up the dream, playing contact hockey against players that can barely skate (tri-pods). Because the brutal players cannot skate, their eyes are focused on their skates, hence, head in the dirt, like an ostrich. Furthermore, they cannot protect themselves, and are subject to devastating body contact.
College club hockey is a good example of this.
"Hows the league stuey?" "Ostrich hockey, guys skating with their heads down. These guys can get hurt out there."
"Hows the league stuey?" "Ostrich hockey, guys skating with their heads down. These guys can get hurt out there."
by Molson XXX May 01, 2007
The art of one huge, heavily padded ice hockey player slamming the opposition heavily padded ice hockey player into the wall as hard as possible, preferably with the intention of putting the opposition in so much pain they can no longer play. This move is generally done by skating as fast as possible and then using shoulders and hips, bashing into the other player and using the gathered momentum to crush the said player between yourself and the wall
by cassius_cat November 08, 2010
A flavour of civic nationalism that Canadian & American globalist sell to the ethnic, religious, and gender fluid mosaic of tax payers known as Canadian citizens.
“You Brits get sold Bulldog nationism eh? O ya we leafs get something similar “hockey puck nationalism” don’t ya know”
“You heard? Next olympics is in Beijing eh, perfect symbolism. Hockey Puck Nationalism: Design in an American corporate office, Made in China. Like all the medical equipment we needed during the rona virus.”
“You heard? Next olympics is in Beijing eh, perfect symbolism. Hockey Puck Nationalism: Design in an American corporate office, Made in China. Like all the medical equipment we needed during the rona virus.”
by North Americana Britiania March 23, 2020
A girl who participates competitively in a violent sport that was designed for men. Usually very butch or super slutty. Hated by figure skaters around the world. Very athletic with strong endurance.
by ilove2skate March 05, 2009
When you pull the shirt over your lovers head, spin her around, punch her in the face, and fuck the shit out of her from behind.
I am talking to this girl in the parking lot outside of a strip club and "she says do you want to see my tits?". So I pulled the shirt up over her face pinning her arms up over her head, smacked her in the face, turned her around and started fucking her from behind. Afterwards I realized that was a great hockey move and dubbed it the hockey fight fuck.
by Goober Gretzky November 29, 2007