"I need a drink; this has been a huge fail week for me." or "It's only Tuesday, but I want call Fail Week on this one already."
by J Ali March 08, 2010
Stu: Hey, what did you do this weekend, Alex?
Alex: Oh well on Saturday I slipped on an ice cube and dumped hot grease on my cat. And on Sunday I set my bed on fire.
Stu: Hahahah your whole weekend was an ultra fail.
Alex: Oh well on Saturday I slipped on an ice cube and dumped hot grease on my cat. And on Sunday I set my bed on fire.
Stu: Hahahah your whole weekend was an ultra fail.
by Foofenscoops March 13, 2009
Similar to a regular fail, a cool-fail is when someone attempts to do something they do at a regular time to show off (Eg keeps missing 3 point shots in a basketball game even though they play basketball) but continuosly fails.
"Wow, he's taller than evryone here, he could have scored at least 10 points without trying to score 3 pointers to show off. He missed all of them. Cool-fail.
by notanotherjock October 18, 2010
An encounter, either digital or real, designed to filter the good from the bad.
Most commonly associated with video game dungeon encounters, in which "Boss" mechanics require a player to actually think, and/or not be afk.
Most commonly associated with video game dungeon encounters, in which "Boss" mechanics require a player to actually think, and/or not be afk.
by Diggsworth January 23, 2011
the act a fat male who waddles like a penguin, and continuously says he is a virgin because he fails miserably each time he attempts to engage in sexual activities with a partner because he is always flacid
she was in the process of giving a blowjob but his cock was so flacid she walked away, and he chased her with his pants down and arms flailing, what a waddle fail
by Fredo Frog December 23, 2009
When you accept and believe in you will fail so much that you do not even try. Pretty much like learned helplessness.
by bathtubpisser February 28, 2011
The Failing Four - group is idiots that is funny and dumb at the same time
The Failing Four is a memer that live to be funny and scary
The Failing Four member is mostly Minecraft streamer and Nintendo react
The Failing Four is a memer that live to be funny and scary
The Failing Four member is mostly Minecraft streamer and Nintendo react
Good morning good night of good afternoon base on your time zone, we are playing Minecraft and wait the tittle has The Failing Four in it, whe- where is everyone, oh there they are
Welcome to The Failing Four, we live to be memes and dies by memes
Welcome to The Failing Four, we live to be memes and dies by memes
by The Failing Four CO. January 27, 2021