Fact Sheet

It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!

Well, at least you get it.

It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.

Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.

by Entity 303 May 7, 2018

fact

a thing that is always true

you love me, it's a fact

by an italian guy who likes pizza April 22, 2022

Facts

To emphasize when a statement made is true

Raven: Aye you heard that new song is dumb fye
Tyrell: Facts, that beat is piped
Robin: Your hair looks cool
Josh:Facts

by btfw.k June 16, 2017

Fact

Used in agreement to plans or a statement.

A: "Yo, lets cop a bag and turnup at the club."
B: "Facts"

by CurbanCam December 11, 2017

Facts

A point by Anish

Hield is better than Westbrook - facts.

by Gamesofficialdictionary July 29, 2021

World fact

(adj) a fact,statement, or opinion that is mostly incorrect or misleading and is claimed to be a large group's opinion, idea, or statement when nobody gives a fuck

Example: world said the sky is green and everybody knows that what a world fact

by Pyro7605 January 3, 2022

parallel facts

It means there is more than one version of facts and they can exist side by side. It can also mean parallel truth and parallel evidence, in a sense.

"I saw a baseball game yesterday when I saw a guy hit two home runs, I said. Really? I went to that game with you but I only saw him hit one home run, my friend said." What we have are parallel facts. We both are saying actual facts that happened, I replied."

by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022