polar express

when you stick a tube that blows freezing air up your buttox hole and freezes you poo load. Thus making you poo come out in solid chunks of ice

Bob was bored so he decided to have a polar express session.

by big mama man September 11, 2010

Pineapple Express

A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.

My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.

by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010

Polar Express

Having sexual intercourse in an industrial freezer, but the act must be done "express" as to avoid being caught

My boss and I ride the Polar Express at Benihana on a daily basis

by Must lovedogs65 April 3, 2016

Dickin express

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.
"I just gave Audrey the Dickin express, she'll never walk straight again."
"Woo woo! Here comes the Dickin express."

by asgadhgahgahg April 12, 2008

Beachline Expressway

A straightaway in Florida (also known as Route 528; formerly known as Bee Line Expressway) between Orlando and Cocoa Beach. Speed limit is 70 but most cars go 100+ and get away with it.

*Cop 1: We seriously need to do something about those speeding cars going at least 30MPH over the limit on Beachline Expressway. All I did was to pull over cars 24/7 and write speeding tickets, and I am not even getting sleep! Plus, I didn't get to spend time with my mom on Mother's day.
*Cop 2: Yeah we should discuss this meeting. Let's see whether there are a lot of accidents from speeders and decide whether to raise speed limit to 90 or hire more traffic cops.

by NHRHS2010 June 3, 2011

blackout express

getting so drunk you dont remember what you did the night before.

Damn i drank so much last night i rode the blackout express. WTF happened???

by Patty Blackout Express June 11, 2011

Pony-Express

The first American means to expediently deliver the mail during the course of this country's Westward-Expansion(in which point the most important mail was being brandied-about like chattel w the hope of IT being received & implemented by some or all of it's recipients (who were already in debt (implicitly)

If you're paying Cost of Supervision to an Office collecting urine, the Pony-Express is likely already in your head w America's own storied-past also still in your head (& waiting to be told)

by BDF-Hybrid(cubed) February 5, 2018