self defense

What an alcoholic woman would claim after she attacks you with a knife.

Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!

by L August 14, 2007

debunkify

verb meaning rid ones self of crap or garbage. Originated at the anti-smoking website Debunkify.com

Dude you're very unhealthy. You need to debunkify yourself.

by Luvly September 6, 2006

Russian Defense

Strategy employed by the Russians in every single war they have ever fought. Basically involves digging in, sending suicidal charges of men, mostly unarmed to the slaughter, and hoping the winter sets in quickly and kills the invading army.

Notable successes: Napoleonic Invasion of Russia, Crimean War, Operation Barbarossa (Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during World War 2).
Notable Losses: World War 1 (The winter killed the Russians due to significant logistical errors - the Germans also helped).

Aleksander: Should we try and hold of the invading army?
Sasha: Nah, we'll just employ the Russian Defense and let mother nature take care of this "great land". Pass me more Vodka!

by Agent Red October 19, 2010

Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League

(AKA CNZDL)

The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.

Members include:

Mel Gibson

Sean Connery

Shaq

You With The Face

and many, many more

OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!

If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!

by That kid from wolcott high May 16, 2010

Bluetooth Defense

A tactic to defend oneself from those who see talking to oneself as an indication of mental problems.

Johnnie is sitting in his room, talking to himself, and his friends walk in on him. Johnnie will immediately deny that he was talking to himself and will instead claim that he was talking on Bluetooth. This is known as the Bluetooth defense

by Joselino May 4, 2008

defenerate

Throw out the window.

The act of throwing out the window. (defeneration)

"After my computer broke again, I had to resist the urge to defenerate it."

by Sean Ryan July 20, 2008

Dedundeduns

Tighty Whitey's, White Mens Briefs

Dude was prancin around in dedundeduns!

by UberTod November 16, 2005