today's day

The day that today is.

Dang bro did you know today's day is 26? that's crazy bro

by yaboidegoi October 9, 2021

National Sire Day

This is a day where we will act like a Sire, you will say creamy jokes, blast gacha life music, talk about danganronpa, call everyone 'besties' and walk like anime girls.

This day will be celebrated January 5th.

Person 1- " What are you doing? "
Person 2- " It's National Sire Day "
Person 1 - " ohhh yeah "
Person 1 & 2 - " -runs away like anime girls- "

by uwuanimeirlsuowou December 14, 2021

have the day you deserve

In other words, you are a terrible person who brings nothing but negativity and unpleasantness to everyone around you so I hope your day is just as negative and unpleasant as you are

You have the day you deserve ma’am

Go fuck yourself respectfully

by Kikzfreak June 1, 2023

national vine rememberance day

october 19 ..the day we all quote and remember our favorite and beloved vine.

M:do you know what today is?
D;no
M:its national vine rememberance day

by deeedeeee May 27, 2018

National Worship a Lauren day

Every April 30th, you treat a Lauren like a queen

Wow, tomorrow is National Worship a Lauren day, gotta hope I don't accidently disrespect one of them.

by Yote_Maestro May 31, 2018

National send Lucas nudes day

Send Lucas all of your nudes

Shit there goes Lucas I gotta send him my nudes hence the name National send Lucas nudes day

by PardonMyPRINGLS May 2, 2019

National Fuck Hamish Day

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.

Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019