An awesomely smelly fresh haircut originating in Northwest DC. A sexy combo of a fauxhawk, mohawk, fade, and mullet. Spawned the creation of Faht Cutz inc.
by blondNblue October 29, 2009
Get the Faht Cutmug. A haircut in which the upper part of the head resembles the top of a mushroom while the rest of the haircut appears normal. It is most common on homosexuals and guys who need better barbers. Often results in the person being called a shroom.
Ariana: Wow Robbie check out Ruels hair it looks like a mushroom!
Robbie: Thats called a shroom cut.
Ariana: What a homo let's call him shroom!
Robbie: Thats called a shroom cut.
Ariana: What a homo let's call him shroom!
by ajp1794 April 21, 2008
Get the Shroom Cutmug. It means that you fail attending a class purposely.
Say, you must take eight classes a day but you`ve got something else to do so you cut one or two classes and take the other classes.
Say, you must take eight classes a day but you`ve got something else to do so you cut one or two classes and take the other classes.
A: Hi Anthonee, howdy?
B: I`ve got lot of things to do, I am afraid I`ll have to cut a class (or to cut the spanish class) today.
A:what a pity.Ok, see you in the math class then.
B: I`ve got lot of things to do, I am afraid I`ll have to cut a class (or to cut the spanish class) today.
A:what a pity.Ok, see you in the math class then.
by Fernando Matos January 30, 2008
Get the to cut a classmug. The short version (of a story). So-named due to a producer's desire (not always realized) to remove an indulgent director's unnecessary and annoying backstory and setup (aka 'fat'), in particular to decrease running time for the sake of increasing the number of screenings per day.
Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."
Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.
Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.
by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009
Get the producer's cutmug. Does not pass standard. Is not good enough. Is lacking.
The passage about the mustardeer or cutting layers of hardened mustard is bullshit some troll made up.
The first recorded use of the phrase cut the mustard was by O. Henry in 1907, in a story called The Heart of the West: "I looked around and found a proposition that exactly cut the mustard". The modern sense of the idiom is 'to succeed; to have the ability to do something; to come up to expectations', but the phrase is most often used in the negative form, as "can't cut the mustard," meaning 'not able to handle the job'. The cut probably refers to harvesting the plant, so if one cannot cut the mustard, one cannot supply what is best. A phrase preceding cut the mustard is to be the mustard (c. 1903) meaning 'to be special' or 'to be exactly what is needed' with mustard being a slang term for importance. There is also another phrase keen as mustard meaning 'very enthusiastic'.
The passage about the mustardeer or cutting layers of hardened mustard is bullshit some troll made up.
The first recorded use of the phrase cut the mustard was by O. Henry in 1907, in a story called The Heart of the West: "I looked around and found a proposition that exactly cut the mustard". The modern sense of the idiom is 'to succeed; to have the ability to do something; to come up to expectations', but the phrase is most often used in the negative form, as "can't cut the mustard," meaning 'not able to handle the job'. The cut probably refers to harvesting the plant, so if one cannot cut the mustard, one cannot supply what is best. A phrase preceding cut the mustard is to be the mustard (c. 1903) meaning 'to be special' or 'to be exactly what is needed' with mustard being a slang term for importance. There is also another phrase keen as mustard meaning 'very enthusiastic'.
by NoMusturdeersExist October 31, 2014
Get the Cut the mustard.mug. when someone suddenly drives in front of u by changing lanes, endangering ur life and the lives of ppl around u. if u are ever cut off then it is ur duty to follow the laws of the road.
1) kill the mutha fucka b4 he kills someone else
2) run away, cause police r unfamiliar with the code
3) most importantly, u must cool down and remain calm. u cant shoot a gun with unsteady hands
1) kill the mutha fucka b4 he kills someone else
2) run away, cause police r unfamiliar with the code
3) most importantly, u must cool down and remain calm. u cant shoot a gun with unsteady hands
guy1) dude that guy just cut me off!
guy2) remember the code
guy on news) some retard got killed today. this should teach u guys not to cut people off
guy2) remember the code
guy on news) some retard got killed today. this should teach u guys not to cut people off
by deaded March 25, 2005
Get the cut offmug. 1. The sexual act of a female/male performing fellatio on the male genitalia while nibbling or chewing on the phallus. This could be done using both horizontal and vertical motion, as long as the teeth provide a certain pressure on the phallus. Warning: Do not use in excessive for it may result in a damaged phallus. Act can be performed up until or just past blood trickling out of the phallus.
2. The only know ideal response to being accused of the act of tossing salad
2. The only know ideal response to being accused of the act of tossing salad
1. My girlfriend is sooo good at cutting cucumbers!!! My phallus is eternally sore.
2. Xavier: Hey Sebastian!! Your mom tosses salad.
Sebastian: Oh yeh??? Well your mom cuts cucumbers
2. Xavier: Hey Sebastian!! Your mom tosses salad.
Sebastian: Oh yeh??? Well your mom cuts cucumbers
by Starik Hotabich May 24, 2006
Get the cutting cucumbersmug.