Dutchman's Curse

The Dutchman's Curse is any sentence that starts with "It's just a matter of...", "It should be working...", or something similar, implying that it will take no time to complete at all, but in reality always turns into being a lot more work.

Supervisor - It's just a matter of copying that line of code into this file.

-- 5 hours later --
Employee - I'm still working on it since I had to rewrite the file to get that line of code to work. Stupid Dutchman's Curse.

by tilespace October 4, 2010

The 404 curse

If you have the jacob you get 0 bitches and are a total nerd

hey u hear about jacob?
no, what?
he's got The 404 curse

by Paradox12_ July 21, 2024

Cursed diamond

A diamond that you didn’t get manually yourself, but you brought from creative mode and then switched to survival mode in Minecraft. Cursed diamonds are considered unlucky.

I have this cursed diamond, should I keep it or throw it out somewhere?

by Averyuniqueandspecialname August 20, 2023

Salinzkie Curse

When a guy makes plans with a girl, but something causes there plans to be canceled. Repeatedly.

Person 1: Did you hear that Ken got cancelled on again?
Person 2: Shit, that's the third time this week. That nigga got the Salinzkie Curse.

by SatisfiedShark May 31, 2015

Cursed Image

An image, most commonly a meme, with so much unbearable cringe that turns into a curse that you immediately result in posting it to every single social media site in existence.

Person: Hey, look at this really cursed image!
Other Person: Hold on, let me get my reddit out...

by Greninjasn July 18, 2021

bpd curse

A curse that some people with BPD suffer from which involves moving from partner to partner, continually causing pain to people through life.

Tom: Yeah man Samantha was a bad partner, she did a lot of damage to your mental health.
Mark: Yeah, she’s got the bpd curse.

by Narndo July 1, 2024

The Cursed Creature

In the game minecraft, in hardcore mode it is hard mode but if you die you lost your world, and an elytra is a pair of wings that let you fly, So, A "Cursed Creature" is what a minecraft youtuber becomes when they eventually beat hardcore, they just fly around behind their elytra machines for the rest of the series until they die, they just fly around, building machines.

xX_s1a1in_Xx: you remember dantdm? when we started his hardcore series?
xX_h1tl3r_Xx: Yeah, he's the living example of The Cursed Creature now
xX_s1a1in_Xx: I just have to agree.

by xX_N0_PR1S0N3RS_Xx January 1, 2021