Cream on a Cracker

A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.

Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.

by Biggunplenty December 19, 2011

Graham Cracker

1: See iPod Nano.

2: A cracker made of graham.

My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers May 4, 2006

cracker blocked

When a white supervisor constantly corrects an African American employee's language.

My boss cracker blocked me when I axed a customer what product they be usin'.

by Matty Rich May 13, 2007

Porch Cracker

Red necks who sit out all day in a chair smoking cigarettes, flying drones around there neighbors, watching them while they undress.

Aye Yall close the blinds i see the porch cracker

by Big Elote Juan o' Juan December 5, 2016

Gummy Cracker

When a person/friend has a very small penis and likes to flaunt it.

Did you see how Dave was being a total Gummy Cracker the other day?

by Mr.Nigo December 10, 2017

Cracker Fever

When someone of a non-caucasian race dates or likes members of the caucasian race.

Champagne is in love with Blake, she definitely has cracker fever.

by Smith6714 January 22, 2009

cracker shack

a house or apartment full of white people

hey!,its a cracker shack

by tatersalad August 6, 2003