An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.
Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.
Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.
Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…
by talamobley444 December 22, 2021
Get the Seat Cover.mug. When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected
by sprite-spewer September 8, 2021
Get the Chocolate Covered Nutsmug. The people behind the cover up were good at what they did, so of course it wasn't transparent. The entire point of what they were doing was to keep people from connecting A to B.
by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021
Get the Cover upmug. A mythical event orchestrated by the Semen King (TSK), where the world will be absorbed by his semen, and now the semen will be used to cover other planets and eventually rule the universe.
by BJSCOCO January 14, 2025
Get the The Great Coveringmug. naked woman covering with objects: i need to cover with something
she grabs a thing
naked woman: phew!
it falls off
naked woman: oh no....
she grabs a thing
naked woman: phew!
it falls off
naked woman: oh no....
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 13, 2024
Get the naked woman covering with objectsmug. by tacocat33 November 5, 2023
Get the fuck and covermug. Just say the magic phrase ' it's not your fault now RUBY leave me alone and I am RUBY ," oh really " and BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY there goes a SUPER SMELLY FART because it just has to be LITERAL to get the most NASAL STIMULATION so you can pretty much PUKE OUT AND PISS OUT the PAROXYMISTIC WISE ASSERY expression I can muster.
by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION January 15, 2022
Get the BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLYmug.