Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

by Phat dino March 6, 2021

country bumpkin

a person who is usually from the south, maybe the houston area, that wears countryesque plaid shirts and horse boots

me: jurphy, you are the definition of a country bumpkin
jurphy: fuck you, get off me
me: i was never on you... dork

by the perch September 18, 2011

country bumpkin

Relatives who have sex with each other in a barn.

Billy Bob Podunk and Bobby Sue Podunk are country bumpkin!

by Ralph666 April 30, 2014

Country Face

A rounded, slightly dopey looking face found in women of the deep south. Characteristically, these women have dull listless eyes, are generally drunk, or crazy, or both. They are an extremely promiscuous and loud breed.

Wow! Look at that girl! Oh, wait I just saw she has "country face."

A girl with "country face", I'm getting laid for sure if I say hi, and I don't even have to buy her Waffle House.

Your new girlfriend you brought to the party has "country face." Hide the liquor or the cops will surely be called.

by Triosfactor February 22, 2011

Seahorse Country

Also known as the swim capital of Indiana, home of one the nation's most premier athletic programs. Can be heard chanted from Ohio. Home of the most historic pool in the state and new home of the finest pool in the nation. Seahorse Country means that Munster kicks ass at all meets.

This Is Seahorse Country!

(At Lake Central, Chesterton, IUPUI, the Moon, Bermuda and the Hubble Telescope): THIS IS SEAHORSE COUNTRY!

by SWIMMY WIMMY February 18, 2011

Town and Country

A Motor Vehicle made by Chrysler for people who simply cannot drive well. This includes but is not limited to driving slow, not using turn signals, turning off the engine while at a stop light (or a drive thru), continually varying speed for no reason, not paying attention, driving in the turning lane for a prolonged period of time, and tailgating. It is a generally accepted opinion that most drivers of the Town and Country are most likely mentally impaired in some way.

I just got Town and Country-ed at the drive thru, I almost threw some harsh verbs down.

by F4NZI September 2, 2013

country club

1. n - Group of injured players in a sport that occupy the bench and lounge around having a good time.
2. v - When one slacks, fucks around, or screws up

"Wow I really wish I could join the boys over at the country club... maybe I should tackle somebody with my pads off."

by Zar71 October 6, 2006