Pronunciation: \ˈkä-mət-ah-ka-zee\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English comete, from Old English cometa, from Latin, from Greek komētēs
One who, after playing the role of martyr by dramatically falling on the proverbial sword, actually lives through the 'said' episode to complain endlessly and render guilt upon an unsuspecting and sympathetic listener.
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English comete, from Old English cometa, from Latin, from Greek komētēs
One who, after playing the role of martyr by dramatically falling on the proverbial sword, actually lives through the 'said' episode to complain endlessly and render guilt upon an unsuspecting and sympathetic listener.
Phil was on the brink of blowing his own brains out after his Italian mother, a true Cometta-Kazi, volunteered to have everyone over for Thanksgiving dinner and then bitched and moaned about how much work it would be.
by vincenzoUSA November 23, 2009
Get the Cometta-Kazi mug.A couple who cannot decide whether or not they actually feel sexually attracted to one another. This indecision is only pertinent only to the couple however because the sheer volume of time they spend with each other alongside of the quasi-couple activities they perform together, which often culminates in sleeping in the same bed .Because of these activities This couple is usually recognized as being together by everyone in their social circle, with the resulting teasing often driving the couple even closer together, particularly when under the influence of Tequila.
When asked about sleeping habits, they answer 'Hey, it makes sense for us to sleep in the same bed. For one, it's warmer. Two, when I have a weird dream I can wake him up and tell him about it. Three, it's just nice to have your best friend there to talk to.'
When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.
When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.
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by nhgjwgus April 12, 2017
Get the coneticut mug.Spanish word for "rocket" but can apply to any cylindrical object that can be fired. As in, "I got a rocket in my pocket."
by TheLivingGoober September 24, 2018
Get the Cohete mug.1. An incredibly attractive girl or guy with very long hair.
2. Celestial body made of ice and dust that grows a large luminous tail when it gets close to the Sun.
2. Celestial body made of ice and dust that grows a large luminous tail when it gets close to the Sun.
1. Guy 1: Whew, look at that comet! She has long blonde hair that reflects sunlight like a mirror!
Guy 2: She's truly hot.
2. The comet Neowise was visible in the sky during quarantine.
Guy 2: She's truly hot.
2. The comet Neowise was visible in the sky during quarantine.
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Get the Comet mug.A so-called 1/2bath that contains nothing more than a toilet and a sink so close together that they could be used at the same time and a single bulb light so you can tell which is which. As if it matters.
by 1troglodite April 6, 2009
Get the Poo Closet mug.When a male has not knocked one off for a few days and anything will make him jizz and when he does it looks and feels like a comet coming out of his bell end!
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