insurance cookie

a cookie you grab early in the morning before work or school because you know they will all be gone when you get home.

Fred: "John, come on! We're gonna be late for work!"
John: "Hold up, gotta grab me an insurance cookie."

by Arbag August 24, 2009

making cookies

having sex, or performing sexual acts. Can be used as a code to warn friends to not come into a room, visit, etc.

person 1: "hey, can i come down and hang out? i'm bored as hell."
person 2: "um, i don't know i'm kinda busy..."
person 1: "oh, whatcha doin'?"
person 2: "um..making cookies..."
person 1: "ahhhhh i see..."

by sweet-sale.com September 11, 2003

cookie baker

a person who cooks methamphetamines in a homemade laboratory usualy located in a trailer house

These boys keep callin for Los the cookie baker.

by south park mexican March 18, 2004

Selma's Cookies

A cookie making company that brags its homemade and unique recipe cookies, brownies, rice krispy treats, and other baked goods. Only found in some states (generally in the south) and are JIZZTASTICAL. They are also a billion calories each, with millions of grams of fat, sugar, and sodium. Taste amazing, are supersized, but often cause immediate acne (always, when mixed with stress) within 24 hours of injestion.

Dude, what happened to you... you look like you've been living off of fast food for a year!

Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..

Oh

by SchizoidMan December 11, 2010

Cookie Butt

the feeling you get after you take a shit where it seems like no matter how many times you wipe it feels like there are still poo particles around your ass.

"Man that was a messy shit. it gave me a bad case of cookie butt"

by NOFXisthebest87 September 26, 2008

Black Cookie

A Black mans cock asking if a girl wants to have sex with you

Hey girl you want some black cookie

by E10Jeffers December 21, 2007

Hero Cookies

Unwarranted praise and/or respect sought after by an attention whore after saying or doing something exceptionally trivial.

Billy: Hey Eric, did you see me give that security camera the finger? I must have totally cheesed off the store manager!

Me: So what, you want some hero cookies or something? Shut the fuck up and buy me some Skittles.

by Lithium Dreams September 1, 2005