Two point conversion

When a man bangs a lesbian

I'm working on a two point conversion with this hot lesbian chick

by Holeypaladin November 16, 2010

conversating

in the act of talking in class and the teacher assks you what you are doing.

teacher- what are you doing timothy

timothy- im conversating
teacher- don't you mean conversing
timothy-no i mean conversating

by fallen child incorperated October 2, 2010

Converse

Cardboard cut-out shoes that last two seconds before you have to buy new ones. Basketball shoes that have been around for a long time, but are becoming a stupid trend. Currently owned by nike.

Stupid Emo-ass idiot: OOH I GOT NEW CONVERSE!!!
normal guy: didn't you tell me that yesterday?
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:Yeah but these are NEW :D
normal guy: what happened to the ones you got yesterday?
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:A raindrop landed on them and they blew up.
normal guy: oh great, new converse. made in sweatshops where poor children are exploited ...
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:What does exploited mean? :S
Normal Guy: You better run, it's going to start raining...
Stupid Emo-ass idiot: * Runs, when foot hits floor, converse fall apart*

by Steal This Definition! April 20, 2006

Habit Conversion

When, in a normal occasion, you would say something habitually. But every once in a while, something happens that's just too important for you to pay attention to whatever happened, preventing you from saying what you would say back. Most of the time though what caught your attention isn't really important

Normal Occasion...
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch

Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")

by Critical Acclaim May 22, 2009

Conversational pause

An awkward pause in a good conversation in which both of the people run out of things to say and are are frantically racing through their heads to find something interesting to talk about. Once one of them finds something to say, its usually just plain random and not connected to the previous conversation in anyway.

Person 1: ...And the next thing you know, the nigger started jumping him for his hotdog..

Person 2: ..wow that sucks......

~l o n g p a u s e~

Person 1: so.. what gaming system you got?

Person 2: ....*sigh*...we gotta come prepared with stories so we won't have that uncomfortable conversational pause..

Person 1: right.

by Slicknife April 30, 2010

Converstate

A conversation basted, I mean based, on meaningful conversation that includes jokes and, perhaps, a pun/rhyme or two.

A conversation basted, I mean based, on meaningful conversion, I mean, conversation, that includes jokes, I mean yolks, I mean jokes, singings, and a some punny fun- thyme is what converstate is all about.

by fozmodiar August 5, 2012

Conversation Jacker

Almost immediately after beginning to tell a story, you are interrupted by someone who begins to tell their own story of how the same thing happened to them. The interrupter continues to talk about themselves, and they never ask you about your story as if it never happened.

"I began to tell Stephanie how I almost got into an accident today, but she started telling me how she almost got into an accident as soon as I started my story!Then she just kept talking about all the accidents she almost got into in her life and never asked me about my accident. She's such a conversation Jacker."

by Dre7179 January 8, 2015