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CHRISTOPHER CLAESSON IS GREAT AT FIFA
Christopher claesson is really good at Fifa

He wins every game
by Lucas Pringle December 12, 2016
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christopher

A Chris may sometimes seem ordinary, as he doesn't want to stand out. He is modest and selfless and would never want to willingly offend anyone unintentionally.

He can be difficult at expressing his emotions fully, but when he does he will always be honest.
He is extremely intelligent and talented, although he denies it.

A Chris is always a little more than perfect.
"That Christopher guy is insanely good at table tennis."

"How can he be so good at Maths?"

"Wow... Mozart has competition."
by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023
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Christopher Sewell

A hot guy who is really funny, has a huge dick, makes you feel like you're the most special person in the world, and he has a secret.
Christopher Sewell : hey
Every woman in a 15 mile radius: 💦
by allwomanin15mileradius January 27, 2023
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Christopher Greaves

Christopher Greaves was born on 12th of September in the year 2000. Christopher is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. Christopher is one of the most loyal men they have, Christopher is a one girl man he doesn’t have multiple girls at one time. Christopher is husband material.
Christopher Greaves was born on 12th of September in the year 2000. Christopher is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. Christopher is one of the most loyal men they have, Christopher is a one girl man he doesn’t have multiple girls at one time. Christopher is husband material.
by CG1A August 15, 2021
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Christopher

A nerdy guy who loves star wars and photography. Usually lives in the UK.
You will usually find a christopher doing something to do with technology and computers.
by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022
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Christopher Colombus

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Christopher Standart

Adjective; typically used to describe a gay man who is, though not limited to, a cunt, nigger, and non-Artie Award winner.
"I lost the best actor Artie to James Chihocki, ugh; I'm this year's Christopher Standart"
by Daniel Pruett January 19, 2020
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