by doghousesrock March 18, 2020

The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.
Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.
by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014

It basically means when you go crazy in high school after hitting the pen too hard and do crazy things such as yelling random things in the hallways, walking over lunch tables, throwing sparkling water at hard surface walls and getting the school administration after you.
by User17338382 January 13, 2022

by Rosie python March 11, 2022

by beast721 July 2, 2014

a round plastic container used for collecting the clothes that has to be washed or sent to the laundry service
jack. when you take off your pants, don't leave them rolling all over the room. please put them into the chinese tank so that i can see them when doing the laundry.
by anglocolombiano86 January 2, 2010

When a male is near climax he will run at full speed at the women's face while simultaneously trying to cum there's a 50% chance the male Will cum that's why it has its name the Chinese grenade.
Jimmy tried to chinese grenade his wife but he had a malfunction and just smacked his balls in her face
by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020
