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Chinese Dufflebag

Having protected sex and after you tie it up and slap you're partner in the face with it.
AFTER I PULLED OUT OF TAMMY I GAVE HER A GOOD OLE' CHINESE DUFFLEBAG!
by Pho-King Germum November 1, 2023
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Chinese Speedragon

When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper
Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet
by Cadester03 August 5, 2018
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Classical Chinese

A language no longer used but what Chinese people are forced to study in school
It is overall considered as the same subject as modern Chinese
IT IS TORTURE STUDYING THIS
it's like Shakespeare but TEN TIMES WORSE
A: Did you memorize what the Classical Chinese verbs mean in modern Chinese? We have a test today.
B: NOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T REVISE!!!!!!! I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!!!!!
by at least a human October 31, 2022
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chinese tank

a round plastic container used for collecting the clothes that has to be washed or sent to the laundry service
jack. when you take off your pants, don't leave them rolling all over the room. please put them into the chinese tank so that i can see them when doing the laundry.
by anglocolombiano86 January 2, 2010
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Chinese grenade

When a male is near climax he will run at full speed at the women's face while simultaneously trying to cum there's a 50% chance the male Will cum that's why it has its name the Chinese grenade.
Jimmy tried to chinese grenade his wife but he had a malfunction and just smacked his balls in her face
by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020
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chinese encore

After a happy ending, the Chinese masseuse spits your load in her friends mouth.
I got a Chinese encore with my happy ending today.
by beast721 July 2, 2014
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chinese pony

Multi-partner sex where a man has sex doggie-style switching between multiple partners in a row, Chinese-fire drill style. Also works with female on-top, riding cowgirl to a succession of male "ponies".
That party got crazy last night, the girls were doing Chinese Pony with Joe.
by Owlet-C July 31, 2016
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