Crackhouse Carson

A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.
Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.
by Wilbertothy3 December 23, 2022
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Ellie Carson

Mighty goth

Alcoholic 24/7
Loves it hard

Up the duff
If no drinking, she’ll sure be licking. Only goth about that can pound your trout - Ellie Carson
by Ellie Carson April 11, 2019
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The Carson Effect

The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).
Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.
by Lectoex July 10, 2023
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Carson G

this man is so incredibly sexy and hot. If i was told that there was a new kid at school and his name was Carson G, I would instantly climax. Theres no such thing as a man with a longer peen and a more beautiful body than someone named carson g. I want any Carson G to have my kids.
Oh My Gosh That Guys is so hot, hes such a carson g
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Carson Piano

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carson piano is st2jcxcxv
by Stormispoggers July 21, 2022
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Carsonned

When someone gets their career put in jeopardy by the group chat
by Hurricanesfan123 February 24, 2023
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Denim Flame Carson

Carson is fugly but funny. He makes people kill themselves and makes them so aroused. When you meet Carson he will be a bitch and hoe to you.
Omg it’s Denim Flame Carson “cutely vomits”
by HBO max November 24, 2021
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