canadian slurpee

Oral sex involving Canadian Maple syrup

Holy shit that bitch just gave me a canadian slurpee

by GILIGORM May 28, 2018

Canadian Caroling

The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.

I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Jenny's house.

by TractorPete January 1, 2009

canadian karen

Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesn’t give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.

Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a “Canadian Karen”.

by Fourmz May 28, 2020

canadian cumshot

This term is used when reffering to when a male drink 12 gallons of maple syrup and his sperm has a brown tint and his semen is ejaculated onto a females toe all while watching a hockey porn parody

Yo Jewish boy, did you know last night I Canadian cumshoted rachel

by Lightning mc’Chilling July 11, 2018

Canadian Gravy

Another term for maple syrup.

I need some Canadian gravy for my pancakes.

by dfir November 20, 2014

Ugly Canadian

Similar to the Ugly American, but completely different due to being all Canadian instead of American.

American 1: Sometimes I wish I could move to Canada. Canadians are known to be the nicest people there is.

American 2: Dude, shouldn't Ugly Canadians be enough to prove that not all Canadians are perfect angels? That alone is enough to prove that there's rude and obnoxious people everywhere and not just in the U.S.

by CelticEagle August 14, 2019

canadian toaster

Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter

Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?

by 404handle July 28, 2016