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kama sutra cougar

a krispy that endures sprains and rugburns while experimenting on the trapeze
Mags - why does krispy have a neckbrace on today?
streefy - it was a kama sutra cougar evening.
by Izzard January 27, 2007
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cougar

A woman in her 40s or 50s who sexually "preys" on males under 25. This behaviour is often touted as "empowering" and "role-reversal" by feminist pundits, but probably the role "reversed" is either best described as a stereotypcal male "mid-life crisis" relationships, if not actual pedophilia, depending on the age of the "prey".
The fan outfit "Twilight moms" are a good example of this behaviour - certainly, if mobs of 40 and 50 year old men collected to scream at teenage girls, this would probably be viewed as not just unseemly, but possibly criminal behaviour by the cougar group.
by demosthenes66 February 22, 2011
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cougarizing

The act of flirting, hitting on, picking up, seducing a man younger than 30 by a woman older than 35.
While in the ski lodge bar, Tahtianna planned on cougarizing the hot snowboard instructor.
by lolapop927 February 18, 2010
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Cougar Maneuver

A term used on WoW (World of Warcraft). It's to tell everyone to disperse and go different ways. Usually in PvP or raiding. Has nothing to do with actual cougars or mature women.
by MetalSnake December 4, 2010
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Cougar Kingdom

A large suburban neighborhood where Cougars and Cubs live mostly near the strip malls and rows of fast food joints mixed in with the exclusive womens shops.
A tennis club or equestrian club which is the cougar kingdom.
by douggie63 November 19, 2010
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Cougar Skin

Having slept with a cougar. Analogous to a V-card, which is sleeping with a virgin.
"dude, i got my cougar skin after takin that old broad gome with me!"
by theroweboat December 4, 2011
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Proto-cougar

That one middle or high school chick who just can't WAIT to come and give a lucky 12 year old boy his first bj or handjob
Little Joey got a bit more help than he bargained for when his parents paid Kathy to help him with his homework. She'll make a fine cougar one day, but she's a bit young for that. Proto-cougar?
by GULLYMAN April 3, 2011
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