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conversational coma

An eye-glazing lethargy induced by an individual that insists on explaining in depth a subject of little or no interest to his audience. More prevalent in mixed groups of engineers, scientists, and non-technical people.
"Laurie felt herself slipping into a conversational coma as a guy named Bob, a geologist she met at the party, insisted on explaining in detail why pyroxene and amphibole minerals were present in metamorphic terranes, whatever all that stuff is."
by tecdelver September 30, 2013
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Conversational Kills

A word or sentence that instantly kills any conversation.
John: "Oh hi! How are the kids?"
Susan: "I ate them."

Carl: "Have you seen Susan lately?"
John: "No, her conversational kills freak me out."
by TheRealLegend27#nostealplz December 23, 2016
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Conversational Drift

When a conversation in a text chat or irl gets way off track
Jake: and that’s why I can’t trust someone who likes pineapple on pizza!
John: true lmao, we had some real conversational drift here. Got way off our topic of The Florida trip
by Golden Spider June 12, 2019
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conversationise

To have a conversation.
I conversationise for a very long time
I conversationised for 2 hours
by Hue iron bolt November 11, 2019
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Conversationship

A conversationship is more than friends, Less than a Relationship, Less than a Flirtationship, And just a Mutual something where 2 people's chats on whatsapp are in the honeymoon phase without flirting.
Joh me & John are definitely in a Conversationship, It takes us like an entire day just to answer one message because of how much we say in just one message"
by Anonymouslybeautiful May 7, 2020
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Conversational Grenade

An incredibly jaw dropping statement guaranteed to bring any conversation to a screeching halt. Such as randomly dropping a slur or extreme political position.
"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"

"Yeah he definitely went too far."
by JSmith4129 October 22, 2022
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Converbation

When two people, seemingly involved in a conversation are actually engaged in an exchange of back-to-back unrelated statements or monologues.
Jill: Pink is like, my favorite color.
Jack: I like turtles.

Observer 1: Woah, Jack and Jill are totally hitting it off!
Observer 2: nah, it's just a converbation.
by Kraynmysky December 13, 2012
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