Cheating your Fitbit

(Verb) A synonym for jacking off due to the hand motion commonly used to reach a step goal on your Fitbit

Synonyms) Code 3, Jacking off

I can’t go out tonight, I’m grounded after my mom caught me Cheating your Fitbit

by Anonymous0902 June 12, 2018

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Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, & Buttercup <Steal>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

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cheat shedding

A trick used by some unethical people in public places, such as buses, trains, or movie theaters in order to get a coveted seat: feigning any type of respiratory shedding (coughing, sneezing, clearing the throat) constantly in order to give another person the impression that the first person is ill. The other person's inclination would be to get up from the seat and look for another one elsewhere.

Hey Mike, I really want to get that seat by the window---I'll do some cheat shedding. Why should that doofus have a good seat and I can't?

by pentozali July 16, 2009

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Cheat

I didn't cheat and if I don't get every cent of the money I'm owed I'll murder a child.

Hym "You molested a retard and you're offloading the cost of your existence to everyone around you while I pay the price. All you've done is unironically prove me right about everything I've said about women and the sad part is you think you did something profound. You are desperate to win a game I refuse to play. There is nothing for me to cheat at. You're not better than men. You're not equal to me. And you're not keeping any of the money. Every cent you used to buy off the liberals with philanthropy. Everything you spent. I don't have to let you steal it. All of this so you don't have to admit you were wrong to choose that fucking cripple over me."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2025

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