Gayla's Cell Phone

A mystical object which has never been seen by human eyes. It has been said that this phone exists
1. a legendary object, which has never been seen by human eyes, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation, that is rumored to be kept at her house stuffed in a drawer, which is naturally the most normal place for a cell phone to be.
2. stories or matter of this kind: realm of myth.
3. any invented story, idea, or concept.
4. an imaginary or fictitious thing or person: I had read about the Lady Of The Lake in Arthurian mythology in high school, and she's got nothing on Gayla's Cell Phone
5. an unproved or false collective belief that is used to justify a social institution.

Hey let's call Gayla on her cell phone! Oh wait, Gayla's Cell Phone is at home in her drawer, where it retains maximum usefulness.

by richurd September 23, 2008

cellar dweller

A suburban, white guy, usually over the age of 30, who lives in a basement apartment. He doesn't have a steady job, can't get a date, and listens to 80's power ballads on his stereo while cooking mac and cheese on a hot plate. Throw a mullet haircut and a possible substance abuse problem and you get the picture. This dude this also known as a basement dweller.

Jack Martin was a typical cellar dweller - no girl, no money, no job, no ambition - just his basement apartment which smelled like mildew, cigarette smoke, and semen.

by lovebug11768 July 16, 2006

Dirty celeste

Any girl who has huge boobs and doesn’t show their friends them after play a 1-10 guessing game.

Damn, Josiah really got dirty Celeste’d.

by BrotherMomentium April 12, 2020

Celeste Pizza

An amazing instructional video in which a young man engages in fornicating actions with a microwavable pizza. Hence, the brand, Celest Pizza.

" This shit feels like the real thing " , " Fuck a Pizza! "
" yay! Celeste Pizza "

by B-rad from BU February 7, 2007

Celeste

The girl who leaves a social gathering without warning or saying goodbye. The disappearing friend.

Where did she go?

Oh, she must have left and just pulled a Celeste.

by C_leagues July 15, 2014

cell

Mobile Telicommunication Device

Hey Bernie, is that a cell?

by tom logan February 13, 2008

Cell Warrior

Incarcerated individual whose tone softens when he/she hears the gentle hum of the automatic release of their cell room door opening. When behind large locked metal door, will often make claim that he/she will, "...rape your fucking skull and shoot my skeet on yo' bitch ass neck...", but wil often close his/her own door in the event of an accidental sell block release.

Bubble Bitch: Hey Prescott, are you worried about those Chiefs in New Seg?

Prescott: "Fuck NO! Bunch of BITCH ASS CELL WARRIORS; ALL OF THEM!"

by 1302 July 20, 2008