Cactus Plant Flea Market

New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.
Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!

Bro what the fuck are you talking about
by TeleKamptiA October 08, 2022
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Cactus Tampon

When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.
Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.
by Old_Crow_242 December 12, 2023
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Cactus pussy

A girl with a full buss that is pointy and sharp
Dude that girl from that night had a full cactus pussy, it was nasty
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cactus static

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
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cactus mode

Cactus mode is when you live in an ingredient household, and only eat one easy to make meal over and over because they’re too lazy to actually cook something.
dude 1: Hey what should we have for dinner
dude 2: We should have Mac and Cheese

dude 1: we’ve been eating Mac and cheese for the last week and a half, pick something else.
dude 2: I can’t, I’m in cactus mode, and can’t cook anything else.
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Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.
John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.
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Soft cactus

A penis with no hair
I had sex with a soft cactus last night
by Big or pe May 22, 2020
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