Brandon

brandon has got a gian penis, chicks drool all over when they see him ;)

you know, big ayye? brandon.

by bailfuba August 19, 2011

Brandon

Is a nice guy on the outside, but the people that are really close to him know what he is not just one person. He feels the need to change in order for people to like him. He can't accept the person that he truly is. He is in love with a bitch, and has sacrificed some good friendships for it.

Deep down, he is a good man, he just has a lot of things to figure out.

Which Brandon are you today?

by grahammmm November 6, 2012

brandon is fugly

Brandon is fugly

Brandon is fugly

by LlamaDramaDrater May 29, 2017

brandon’s dick

Really Fucking big

Brandon’s dick: Huge and meaty

Dude #1: dude that ass is huge

Dude #2: Yeah as big as Brandon’s huge cock

by Boba black May 4, 2018

Brando

The transition from hot male celebrity into a massive unattractive mess mirroring the trajectory of Marlon Brando. (e.g. Brendan Fraser, Val Kilmer, Vin Diesel in a few years (?) )

"If Val Kilmer doesn't want to go Brando, he'd better hire a personal trainer."

Vin Diesel to James Corden: The Late Late Show - 1/18/2017

James Carden: Do you ever think there will be a day, when you are just going to go nuts and let it all go?
Vin diesel: "Yes, I want to pull a Brando.

by American Hustler February 25, 2017

the brandon

when wearing a button up shirt for work, but the top 3 buttons are left undone so the t-shirt underneath is easily visible.

did you see Lanzo rocking "the brandon"?

Yeah, you could totally see his t-shirt. What a turd. Looks like he's got bacon neck too.

by T-Cross October 12, 2011

Brandon

a jolly asian fellow that is always filled with cheer.

whata Brandon.

OMBrandon

by slawisgood December 6, 2010