football boner

An overwhelming sense of excitement that comes from an amazing play on the field.

Every time Matthew Stafford throws to Calvin Johnson I get a football boner.

by Society Kills January 8, 2012

Jim Boner testicle nut blast

When Jim has a boner hits nuts blasts while eating testicles

When Jim was watching cornhub he squirted a Jim boner testicle nut blast...

by Shleef the queef nigeh January 10, 2017

super boner

A boner so strong and substantial that's it utterly incapacitating. It's the kind of boner dreams are made of.

Sometimes when I was a little kid they would just pop out of nowhere and I became completely immobile.

by crazy b February 10, 2005

murder boner

n.; An erection aroused by violence

Clubbing baby seals gives me such a murder boner!

by D. Pratt November 15, 2006

stress boner

n. either a literal or figurative erection brought forth by an extremely anxious or suspenseful event. Often accompanied by extreme tenseness and frustration.

Post stress boner symptoms include immediate acceptance and relief.

I've got a thousand on Miami and we're down by 2 with 4 seconds in the fourth, what a fuckin stress boner.

Next in line for an oral presentation.

Meeting the girlfriends parents for the first time.

Jenga and anything delicate that requires careful handling.

Already late for work and hit traffic, railroad crossing, or drawbridge.

by ScoBoJuBi January 13, 2008

Nerd Boner

The act of getting a proverbial boner over something that is really nerdy.

Derek has a giant nerd boner over his world of warcraft character.

by Mr.Boracus May 1, 2006

Freedom Boner

To become figuratively erect during a moment of nationalistic pride.

I got a huge freedom boner when the NFL mandated the players stand for the national anthem.

by justzach June 13, 2018