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bless you

Said to a person who has just sneezed.
Bless you, Jack
by Debskelly1985 June 27, 2025
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Blessing

Good really did give me the biggest blessing by allowing me to meet Kaitlin
by Koolydudy January 8, 2022
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Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless
by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018
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A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018
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Dog bless you

The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!
A: *achoo!*
B: Dog Bless you!
by 2muchrush September 22, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

This is when you consume breakfast and coffee while on the toilet in the morning.
Kid Strange’s peers find it weird that he performs a good morning and god bless as a ritual before work.
by TwoBeats May 23, 2018
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Bless the trap

When someone compliments you but you’ve said thank you to many times so you go with “bless the trap
Him: You are so pretty and you’re boyfriend is very lucky

Girl: bless the trap
by Breezybugg August 26, 2019
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