A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle
by JenCn February 21, 2023
Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”
by Salty Stalin October 25, 2019
Damn Gabi is so gross that she had to rape someone to get laid…she litterally has sent me on a fatphobic bender
by Vfox June 04, 2024
“Wow gabi is so desperate, can you believe she had to r*pe someone to get laid!?”
“Yeah she got me on a fatphobic bender”
“Yeah she got me on a fatphobic bender”
by Vfox June 04, 2024
1. a relationship that is formed by two individuals while on a bender (wild drinking spree) that lasts for 3 to 5 days.
“Wow. I really thought I liked that I met at the bar last weekend. But now I’m thinking he might have been my bender boyfriend.”
by tahoeCuTiE45 June 19, 2024
by Saskatchewanner🐕 May 23, 2024
To get cataclysmically fucked up.
Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.
by stateworkers July 08, 2015