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fender benders

Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.

*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!
I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.
by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011
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Justin Beiber

The Gay Thing of Gayness. Had his private parts switched with Lady Gaga's. Used to discribe women crossdressing as men.
by Yajirobe June 27, 2010
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A "Beiber" is a 12-16 year old boy with the annoying fringe and dress sense as demonstrated by Justin Beiber.
Look at that little gay boy, he is such a beiber!
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bender

A head-banger, rocker or otherwise classic rebel and/or delinquent.

Taken from the character John Bender who was an archtypical example of stereotype from the movie "The Breakfast Club" by John Hughes.
Look at that guy with the Ozzy jacket and the mullet, he's a total bender.
by Conan Galloway November 7, 2007
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Justin Beiber

A talentless 7 year old girl who swallowed a helium baloon before she goes to sing. Tries to be ganster, but is an epic fail of epic fails. A disgrace to Canada. Most likely to come out of the closet in about two or three years after years and years of hiding. Has a LOT of fan who don't know what real music is.
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benders

Exclamation of surprise/mocking originating around the Wallgarian locale.

Often accompanied by a loud "Baaah!".
"Oh benders! BAAAAAH!"
by The Seventh Si August 10, 2004
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