Velvet Baton

My boyfriend's silky hard penis

Take out your velvet baton and service me immediately.

by kathaniel27 October 8, 2009

beatnik

Someone who is beat by society, someone
at the bottom of the bucket.Someone
who has been down so long it looks like
up.A part of the lost generation. A cool
cat,a beatnik, man.

hey that cat is hip, he his cool man
he is a beatnik can't go no further
down.

by leaf August 24, 2004

beaten

Originally from Hebrew, means lame.

-"Did you see that beaten kid that auditioned to American Idol?

by yulkes March 14, 2005

Beacon

A small city located in the northern suburbs of NYC. Also called the tree-city, it has many art gallerys and restaurants. Some people say the people in Beacon "hate gays and autistic people, and they only send their kids to Catholic schools..." but this is not true. Beacon is a very nice and welcoming city in which many people visit. Beacon is the almost polar opposite to newburgh which has many gangs and crimes. I love to walk around Main Street and visit the shops. And on the second Saturday of every month, all the gallerys stay open late and put out new items for display.

Hey dude, look at the top definition for Beacon on UD. It says we hate gays and we're super religious.-Matt

looks up from coffee

Dude, that's not right. Beacon is just full of hipsters and

artists. Looks like someone hates trees. Right Dave?-Devin

Pulls off nerd glasses

I'm not a hipster! Yeah yeah sure, trees yeah. Now shush guys, I'm trying to get past this level!-Dave

What are you even playing?-Matt

Doctor Who episode 4: Shadows of the Vashta Nerada.-Dave

Hipster......-Devin & Matt

by PIE August 12, 2012

facebook beatoff

1 - A cruel game between your Facebook friends where one person sends you a link to a random Facebook friend and you must masturbate to their pictures regardless of sex , race , or relationship to you .

2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.

John- dude you really are gonna make it me beatoff to my uncle's pictures ?
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game

by downsyndromedave July 20, 2011

beatnik

as the first person said, pre-date hippies by about 20 years, were interested in poetry, art, literature.

On the Road, by Jack Keourack, if thats how its spelled.

by Random April 6, 2004

Beatoffki

Beatoffki - To beat off and think you are alone or unwatched, but unbeknownst to you, someone opens the door and owns you.

we knew this kid named Steve...

and one time, my brother caught Steve whackin it!

so in honor of Steve's one handed achievement, we give you this word!

Continue whackin it, Steve Beatoffki!!!

by anonymous sodomy June 13, 2007